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Seven Ways to Survivie a Werewolf Attack

images-1In case of a werewolf attack, try heeding the following advice!

1.  One way to survive a werewolf attack is to distract the werewolf with a bone and then HIDE.

2.  A second way to survive a werewolf attack is to distract the werewolf with a chew toy and RUN.

3.  The third way to survive a werewolf attack is if you’re feeling stressed just stare at a picture of adorable PUPPIES.

4.  The fourth way to survive a werewolf attack is to get a cat, make it mad, and then throw the cat at the werewolf’s face.   Werewolves are really scared of CATS.

5.  The fifth way to survive a werewolf attack is to play a trick on them.  Tell them that you’ve got their nose, and they will think that you do.  They won’t try to smell you if you HIDE or RUN.

6.  The sixth way to survive a werewolf attack is to get a spray bottle, fill it up with cold water if it’s cold out and hot water if it’s hot out.  They will leave you alone because dogs hate baths (well at least my dogs do).

7.  The seventh way to survive a werewolf attack is to play their favorite game.  Throw a stick, and when they come back, pretend that you’re dead (it always works on my dogs).

By: Sarah D.

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